In an ocean filled with companies that should have never, ever gone public in the first place, I present to you Stitch Fix, which is a website that tells you how to dress and lets you buy clothes so you can create some kind of impression for people whom, I assume, you are desperate to please and impress. Pathetic, isn’t it? In any case, I suspect bankruptcy is imminent on this ridiculous piece of cat shit.
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