Mightier Than the Sword

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Perhaps you read that Penn Gaming, which paid $551 million to buy Barstool, has decided to GIVE IT BACK to David Portnoy for nothing. Pretty good deal for Dave, eh? This was a perfect gap-fill on the news:

Here’s a picture of Portnoy and his (latest) girlfriend. It’s lovely, because she loves him for his good looks, and he loves her for her raw intellect and razor-sharp conversation skills.