Cardinal Krout Court Kabosh……………Evil Plan 81.0 (by BDI)
Well, my fellow Slope-a-Dopes, here we are precariously perched like racecar red cardinals contently chirping away on towering tree tops. Will we boldly soar to new heights into the red, white & blue yonder, emulating the magnificent majestic bald eagles we once were? Is American exceptionalism going to unfold its fantastic feathers in all their spectacular splendor, like a proud peacock strutting its stuff down the captivating catwalk? No way…..no how, you dubious demented dodo birds! Look up at the sick sinister sky silly! What you are seeing is a gaggle of grey geese heading south for the Winter. Brace yourselves for an awful Autumn, as the black swan is about to make her long awaited rabid grim reaper reappearance. The only question that remains is which rotten bastard big bird egg will she be hatched out of? Let us examine the sulfur smelling stench of one such possibility: