The NSA is Neat!

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I saw this on the front page of the esteemed Palo Alto Daily Post this morning:


Soooooo………they want to seduce Stanford graduates (who might otherwise be foolish enough to strike it rich with stock options at some overvalued startup, or live the life of casual luxury at Facebook) to work for the NSA because they’d get to do……….some “neat stuff”?

Sure, it would be neat. Maybe the gang could stop by the malt shop and grab a pop and a burger! We wouldn’t want to be late to the sock hop at the gym tonight and spin a few platters. I heard there might even be some necking afterwards!

Anachronistic language notwithstanding, I think Matt Damon had the NSA all figured out nearly twenty years ago………