Here we have Ms. Alba, whose pulchritude clearly disqualifies her from having anything at all to do with the Oscars, since clearly a very different standard is required these days.
![](https://stylecaster.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/jessica-alba-blogher.jpg)
But that’s not why we’re here. Instead, this post is to celebrate symbol ALB whose puts that I own are having a splendid day.
![slopechart ALB](https://slopeofhope.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/slopechart_ALB-640x344.jpg)
With 120 days left on these puts, yeah, I think I’ll just hang on for even more obscene gains.
![slopechart ALB](https://slopeofhope.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/slopechart_ALB-1-640x328.jpg)