At Last, Commodity Failure

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I’ve had a SlopeAlert set for DBC ever since Mamie Eisenhower was trying out for the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, and it finally fired this morning.

It’s honestly too bad I’m having such a great year. If I was a total airhead, I’d be able to be all famous and such by being on CNBC repeatedly. Alas, it is not to be.

Yes, this is from last month. Yes, this fruit loop is calling for 4800 by year end.