Laser Blast

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Allow me to make this simple yet irrefutably true observation: any time Forbes (or Fortune, for that matter) sprays its young entrepreneur jism all over its cover, you should flee, screaming, in the opposite direction. This has been proved by the charlatans Adam Neumann, Elizabeth Holmes, Samuel Bankman-Fried, and this lesser-known chap………

………who was featured as “the world’s youngest self-made billionaire” and whose stock, LAZR has been an indefatigable shit-show for its beleaguered, deluded investors.

If you’re the least-bit curious, LAZR put all of its hopes on creating Lidar technology for electric cars, and you can see what a crackerjack success story THAT has been. I daresay bankruptcy is in the cards within the next 24 months.

So the investors got destroyed. Perhaps you’re worried about Austin Russell. Oh, don’t you give it a second thought!