Slope of Hope Blog Posts

Slope initially began as a blog, so this is where most of the website’s content resides. Here we have tens of thousands of posts dating back over a decade. These are listed in reverse chronological order. Click on any category icon below to see posts tagged with that particular subject, or click on a word in the category cloud on the right side of the screen for more specific choices.

Me Talk Pretty One Day

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I have worked with computers for 44 years, and I know a lot about them and their limitations. I always find it amusing when people think about how computers, robots, and AI are all going to rule over us. Listen, people, computers BARELY work. We’ve been tinkering with these things literally for a century, and they are held together with baling wire and scotch tape. You have NOTHING to fear.

Just this morning, I was typing a post, and I misspelled the word “manufactured“. It was just a little bit off. So what did the super-smart computer suggest as the proper spelling?

Ah, yes: “manufacture red.” There’s a pair of words used together CONSTANTLY. And this is nothing compared to the suggestions I’ve seen on iPhone, which are usually words so arcane that even I have never heard of them in my entire life.

My point is: computers are idiotic. You have nothing to fear. Nothing.

Cherry-Coloured Funk

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Shame on me. As the markets exploded yesterday for positively NO reason whatsoever (except Fed jawboning), I wanted to make my short positions even more aggressive near the close, but I chickened out. The /ES ripped almost 100 points higher (again, for NO reason), moving the market from Laughably Overvalued to Insanely Overvalued, and I didn’t do anything about it. It’s no shock that all the equity futures are down right now, but let’s none of us forget the (fake) CPI numbers coming out Thursday morning. That’s a big risk.

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