I’ve had a SlopeAlert set for DBC ever since Mamie Eisenhower was trying out for the swimsuit edition of Sports Illustrated, and it finally fired this morning.
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It’s honestly too bad I’m having such a great year. If I was a total airhead, I’d be able to be all famous and such by being on CNBC repeatedly. Alas, it is not to be.
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