You know things are bad in bear-land when I resort to posting long positions. But, after three weeks of pretty much relentless buying in the face of horrible news, the market seems to be hell-bound determined to push higher.
I therefore offer my long positions broken into three equally long segments. Six, six, six seems an appropriate allocation of these, since long positions in a market like this are straight from Beelzebub. Most of these are strictly bounce plays, whereas two or three are actually legitimately beautifully longs.