Nathaniel’s Shorting Handbags (by Nathaniel Goodwin)

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If I had a girlfriend this holiday season, she would be getting an LED flashlight, protractor and a nice e-card with this link attached.

The last thing I would ever get her (besides a Kindle) is a stupid expensive handbag. Nothing looks sexier to me on a woman than a nice flashy fanny-pack strapped tightly around her midriff. Coach handbags are dumb.

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