Yeah, it's a pretty sad when I'm resorting to rehashing funny stuff from the comments section, but this is one of those days where I want to gouge Janet Yellen's eyes out with my thumbs while Bernanke watches, tied up on a post nearby. All the same, I'll come up with some charts or something real soon now. Honest. Nine "up" days in a row on the Russell 2000 can take the wind out of a bear's sails.
