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Slippery When Wet

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My normal routine in the morning is to wake up at about 4, stare at the ceiling and review all the mistakes and shortcomings in my life, get out of bed at 5, and start my work day. That rut got interrupted last night, because I was awakened at about 1 in the morning by one of my children informing me “the entire first floor has an inch of water.” (Kids like to exaggerate for drama).

I hustled downstairs, delighted to have had my sleep wrecked, and found that, mercifully, it wasn’t the entire first floor, and it was just a couple of millimeters of water. (This was related to the kitchen remodel). In short order, I was armed with a shop-vac, a pile of towels, a mop, some Bona, and a couple of hours later it was as good as new. (If you’re ever applying for a family job, don’t pick the Dad. Honestly. It’s the worst one).

It thus makes sense that, instead of waking up precisely one hour later, I slumbered until 6:35 (a full 5 minutes into the trading day!) which is why my first post of the day is so terribly late.

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