The bureaucratic touch-hole below tried to ruin my day, but he failed. I cancelled all 99 of my stops before the opening bell and, one by one, carefully examined each stock to re-assert a good stop price (which in virtually all cases was no different than before). My stock picks are doing so well that in spite of being completely short, I am a saucy combination of (a) fine; and (b) dandy.
Draghi thought his jaw-flapping would kill guys like me, but the bears will win the war after losing every battle. Bite me, Mario.
