What Used to Reliably Move the Market Higher
+ Europe announcing that it had saved the Euro;
+ Bernanke giving a speech;
+ Obama reading his Telepromptr;
+ Apple announcing a new version of a product;
+ That disgusting skank Yellen opening up her filthy hole
What Now Precedes a Sharp Downturn
+ Europe announcing that it had saved the Euro;
+ Bernanke giving a speech;
+ Obama reading his Telepromptr;
+ Apple announcing a new version of a product;
+ That disgusting skank Yellen opening up her filthy hole
