Many of you know what a big MST3K fan I am. Recently, I fired up Star Crash, and oh my Lord almighty, it approaches Santa Claus Conquers the Martians in unintentional awfulness. It’s astonishing to me that in 1979 this movie was actually allowed inside real movie theaters, in spite of one of its comely (there’s that word again) stars. If you have Netflix, watch it. Here’s the (serious) trailer that came out at the time. Yikes.