Rest easy, everyone. The fact you haven’t had an emoji of a pregnant man or the hand-gesture made by K-Pop bands is soon to be history, thanks to the newest release of official emojis. Our troubles are over!

Incidentally, this is a throwaway “that’ll hold em” post since I’ve got some personal business to tend to; I’ll be back later in the afternoon to do something with actual content.
If you’re bored, here’s a tip:
A FREE GOOD TIME by Tim Knight:
1. Open one browser tab and play the Kamala Harris laugh compilation
2. Open another tab and play the Marissa Mayer laugh compilation.
Sit back and start twitching uncontrollably.