By far my favorite ride here at Disneyland is Buzz Lightyear's Cosmic Blaster. But, as with laser tag, I tend to get a little too into these things.
Below is a snapshot taken during my best game – I actually scored 32nd highest for the day, which in a park full of approximately eight hundred thousand morbidly obese people is pretty damned good.
I saw the pictures of other players, and they are all smiling and grinning and chuckling. And then….a closer look at that same picture……..
Maybe I should drink more. Suffice it to say, Emporer Zurg doesn't have a chance.