Errr………..No Thank You

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I receive a huge amount of spam – – I’d say something like 90-95% of the emails I get are for problems I really don’t have………I don’t need to “stay up all night”, I’m not looking for “Asian beauties”, and I’m also not in the market for a “booty call”. And yet, every day……….


I did get one bit of spam this morning, since it’s unintentionally self-parodical. The business claims to want to improve the professional nature of my web site. It appears that English is the 3rd or 4th language of the author, so I’m not so sure I’m going to hand SOH over to Jennifer.

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Best Regards,
SEO Strategist
Business Development Manager