Disappearing Dick Pic Update

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Quite a day, isn’t it? So far, so good. For no particular reason, here’s SNAP. It has fallen SEVENTY FIVE PERCENT since it went public to all the retail bag-holding millennial pinheads out there.

slopechart SNAP

Now, I don’t WANT to do this, but I’m required to by federal law…………..below is an image of Miranda Kerr, the lingerie model whom SNAP founder Evan Spiegel purchased after he became a billionaire. I offer this again as Exhibit A as to why he’s paying no attention to saving this sinking company. I apologize if this triggers anyone, but again, it’s required by Financial Blogging Statute 123.3-a.