I’ve never been a fan of Blue Apron (APRN), and I’ve written out it before, including this post from earlier this year. As you can see, the stock has been a ceaseless disaster. This is the entire history of the firm as a public entity, and even in this completely fake, fraudulent, phony bull market, it has collapsed almost to the point of delisting………
So what’s to be done? Well, I have a suggestion for the nimrods running the place, and I offer it free of charge. Marijuana!
Now, I’m kind of a Puritanical, anti-drug type, and I’ve made the mistake of revealing that from time to time, but the cold fact of the matter is that pot is the new blockchain. I see huge, professionally-designed billboards along the freeway where I live for pot delivery services and pot-finding apps. Why not go into the business of kits to cook edible marijuana products?
Pot-laced brownies! Hash oil cookies! There are so many possibilities, and they could certainly get a ton of free press.
Oh, you don’t think such a thing would put the life-paddles on this dying stock? What about David’s Tea, which has become all the rage now that rumors about pot-laced rinks are circulating?
As with blockchain, such a stunt might only have positive effects for a week or two, but what else are they going to try? A zesty new banana pudding recipe? Go with my idea. It’s brilliant.
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